Protected: Queening Chairs.

In middle ages, many women of wealth had male "tongue" slaves that would "serve" them whenever their husbands were away. The idea of only sitting on a man's face would allow them to experience some pleasure but remain faithful to their husbands. In…

Protected: Shed. Your. Skin.

You could save yourself a lot of trouble by trusting me.  I would wish that you relax and shed your skin when around me.  I have caught many in a lie that they have no need to tell.  I am simply here for you to experience who you really are. …

Protected: Initiative.

Let me start this post off by admitting I know less than Jon Snow when it comes to most things so please take what I am about to write with more than a few grains of salt.  What do I know? I can't pretend to understand your particular relationship…

Protected: The Grand Experiment.

I have quite the interest in orgasms - yours and mine truth be told. For the purposes of this post, it is my orgasm we are talking about today. If pleasure were a sound it would be that small sigh that escapes from between your lips. Those…

Protected: Wanted. Lover.

You would think a woman like me would have enough pleasure coming her way.  You would think a woman like me shouldn't need a lover with the men she has in her life.  You would be wrong. A woman like me finds it difficult to truly let go…

Protected: Heckamejingers.

I learned something today about men and their orgasms.  A lovely man who has been to see me several times admitted his disappointment that he'd yet to fuck me.  I was really surprised at this admission.  To be fair, he did not lay blame on…

Protected: Appointments.

While I do enjoy meeting new people I do prefer to be prepared so flicking a text with : R U Available? Where you located? How much? Those questions are an instant turn off and don't even get me started on the No Caller ID calls…

Protected: Viagra.

Recently, I had a visit from a VIP who'd brought with him a little blue pill to trial.  It isn't that he has erectile issues but he wanted to know what it would feel like to have a bigger, harder cock. As advised by his drug dealer doctor,…

Protected: Cock. Size.

One could say I am a bit of an expert when it comes to judging cock size - I have had a few.  While it would be true enough that many is the time I have squealed with delight when a man arrives with a juicy fat cock - it is time we talk about…

Protected: Blood. Sweat. And Tears.

It is not my place to sit in judgement of any of my fellow humans.  I accept that what makes you you is not what makes me me.  Just because I don't like the colour yellow it doesn't mean that you shouldn't.  I have an understanding of the…